jojenobrien:

falling-for-pain:

apolloablaze:

ah yes…. the smell of victory

I don’t want this.

JESUS CHRIST I JUST HAD A STROKE

(via iadore-mustaches)

ohcorny:

weepinduo

(via ryaevelon)

not-very-effective:

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

curiosity.

(via ryaevelon)

teejaypinetree:

dearloserchris:

teejaypinetree:

She wants the (ph)D

Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.

You have earned my respect.

(Source: teejaypineapple, via ryaevelon)

I am the left brain. I am a scientist. A mathematician. I love the familiar. I categorize. I am accurate. Linear. Analytical. Strategic. I am practical. Always in control. A master of words and language. Realistic. I calculate questions and play with numbers. I am order. I am logic. I know exactly who I am.

I am the right brain. I am creativity. A free spirit. I am passion. Yearning. Sensuality. I am the sound of roaring laughter. I am taste. The feeling of sand beneath bare feet. I am movement. Vivid colors. I am the urge to paint on an empty canvas. I am boundless imagination. Art. Poetry. I sense. I feel. I am everything I wanted to be.

(Source: izmia, via ryaevelon)

ask-sexually-deprived-eve:

EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS GETS A DRAWING

JUST

A DRAWING

NOTHING SPECIAL, WHATEVER I THINK OF WHEN I LOOK AT YOUR BLOG FOR FIVE SECONDS OR SOMETHING LIKETHAY

QUALITY MIGHT RANGE FROM HORSESHIT TO PUKEWORTHY

GO NUTS

-Hugo

(via ryaevelon)

ilovemesomefreakingpie:

johneggbutt:

you got yourself into this you little shit now get yourself out

I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING BUT I AM AND I DON’T REGRET IT

(Source: babemakemeasandwich, via ryaevelon)

best-of-funny:

im-fallingforyou:

estuds:

You can come out when your done bein a little faggot

ive scrolled past this like 7 times and just saw the baby ohmygod im screaming.

(Source: simsgonewrong, via ryaevelon)

iamabutchsolo:

This is actually so legit.

It’s so stupid how people actually think that a woman’s period would make her completely irrational so that she cannot be in a position of power.

(Source: lemonclanarchive, via andante-con-fuoco)