she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies and… everybody lives happily ever after.
FORGET THE THOUSAND MONKEYS ON A TYPEWRITER EVENTUALLY WRITING SHAKESPEARE THIS IS THE REAL MASTERPIECE
I’m still trying to process what’s actually going on here
jesus fucking christ
I love this person, I follow her on Facebook and she posts the most fucked up Comics. Her name is Joan Cornellà.
See it here!: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Joan-Cornell%C3%A0/138562632977557
More reports of the tragic abuse of pixellated-animals are still flooding into the authorities, in the ongoing case of the neglectful Veta Lake Resort Manager, Isobel.
The resort owner has vanished without a trace and will be facing even more serious charges for evading arrest. Anyone with information on the whereabouts of this smug-faced bitch, please report to 1-800-Subeta-Popoko.
Meanwhile, a new investigation is underway at another resort site, the Rathskeller Inn. Though there have been few reports, the Popoko authorities wonder if there is a connection to the recent criminal activity of the Veta Lake Resort.
We ask, Where in the World Is Isobel? Will this issue ever be resolved? How many pets must die before something is finally done to rectify such horrible mistreatment?
I realize this is in response to a bug, but I am in love with this. Thank you.