❝ A TV repairman just got married. The reception was excellent. ❞
21:49 28/7/2014 No 531 notes arewehavingpunyet

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19:38 28/7/2014 No 115,425 notes tastefullyoffensive
Just some adorkable Yogbabes.

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17:27 28/7/2014 No 1,619 notes blackrocksoldier

pleatedjeans:

how to hail a taxi

15:17 28/7/2014 No 6,978 notes pleatedjeans

camiekahle:

I’ve never related to anything more

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13:05 28/7/2014 No 409,901 notes fartgallery

subetaspeaks:

I JUST NOTICED

THE FUCKING KUNG POW REFERENCE. WHOEVER DID THIS. I LOVE YOU.

10:54 28/7/2014 No 6 notes subetaspeaks
511. At Luna’s wedding, the whole of the front row of seats was reserved for apparently no one. Harry went up to her at the end of the service. “Luna, who was meant to sit there?” Luna turned her glassy eyes on him. “Oh, they did sit there. In a spiritual way, I suppose,” she said. She pointed out the seats one by one. “Right. That one’s for my mother, those are for your parents because I think I would have liked them, that one is for Sirius, the one next to that is for Professor Lupin - they were friends, weren’t they? - and that’s for Tonks, then Fred Weasley, then Mad-Eye, then Professor Dumbledore, then Professor Snape. I hope they liked the wedding.” She smiled and waved into what was seemingly empty space, before prancing off into the crowds. Harry had never felt so touched before.

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gred-forge-weasley:

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I think that’s the best Head Canon I’ve ever read.

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8:44 28/7/2014 No 40,859 notes accioheadcanons
georgetakei:

It would behoof you to share this.

georgetakei:

It would behoof you to share this.

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6:33 28/7/2014 No 2,957 notes georgetakei
radthur:

IM LOGGIN OUT

radthur:

IM LOGGIN OUT

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4:22 28/7/2014 No 64,218 notes sixpenceee
I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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2:11 28/7/2014 No 182,240 notes fictionalfeather